I've spent the past three years of my life EXPECTING each semester to be like a mini-year. Although I tell you she can't possibly be normal, since she hangs out with me. Sleeping is fun. Out loud. During the weekdays, I get about seven hours of sleep (usually less) and wake up at 6:11 a.m. Yep. In any case, wouldn't the blinkie light help night-vision cameras see in the dark? I'm leaving nowI have some destruction to do. *pauses* *groans* I'm sorry for that pun (pierced, hooked, getit?). I'm back. I'm back. My evil, EVIL sister. Well, my squirell now has an arch-enemy. MOOSE! As in, I was half-asleep, hoping that we'd arrive while I slept. Maybe. I knowyou are as shocked as I am. Big Brother may be listening right now so I beter go. What a good idea! I'm back, and I had yet another Asparagus War with some people. We have ZIM, neopets, music, and much, much, more. I mean, I don't think I could afford a monkey, and I'm not exactly on the streets. Sodoesn't that make you want to take Kansas' side (I sincerly appologize if you are from Kansas). And what did he do to me? As long as I'm happy, right. Are you ready? I's making fake soundtracks like the teacher told me! You wanna try to convince me I'M crazy? Which is what I'm about to do. Yeaha topic would be good. Okay, the whole braves thing is made up. Hey, by the way. That dirty little rat. It's amazing, it's incredible, it's unbelievable. Maybe I should just give up. You don't know either? from graduation. You mean that I'm just randomly responding regardless of your reactions? You could be the figment of someone else's dream. Death is like life in that after you die some things start life again inside of you. Okay, now I'm starting to scare myselfI'm gonna quit for today. We had to do an essay on a book. thats iti so tiredbye-bye. I, personally, am obsessed with, kitties, bunnies, bats, this website, drawing, making intriate little patterns with strings, doing mildly repetitive activities, being weird, apparantly making lists and cheeseand chickensand flame. Okay. OkayI'm back. Yep! You might be asked a question about them on a quiz show. I don't want year-round classes. She HATES and FEARS it. I love the little tacos, I love them good! I'm gonna launch THE OFFICIAL FLAMING CHICKENS LUNAR COLONY! Code 452 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that the Patron Saint of Paperclips (ME!!!) I tend to make those tiny mistakes, and get bad grades, even if I understand the concepts. And I only took the quiz once, too. shut your bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome no homo ip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones over grown int stone X and Y Chromosome friend zome sylvester stalone sierra leon & Kreating. Wal-mart TV is evil. *sigh* *sniffle* *snort* *insert word that is a sound that begins with an "s" here* I don't have much time, so, I must be brief. That's right! PARTS BREAK AFTER OVERUSE!! Hmmmmmaybe my condition is worsening. Here goes. I should make bumber stickers saying that. In the beginning of the movie, Neo is having dreams about Trinity's death. Later, The Oracle tells him that he has already decided her fate. This seemed slightly unpracticle, so we ended up not taking that 337 mile detour. What is the alternative, you ask? As Neo realizes all of this, through a nearly omniscient Architect of the Matrix, he makes another choice. When someone of her generation runs for president, I'm gonna do a complete background check. I SEE WHAT IS TRANSPIRING HERE!!! Seeya! I think. EryeahI'm back. Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Naturally when it was announced that we'd be eating dinner in this place, I could hardly contain my excitment(I glared at my mother and asked why we couldn't go to Pizza Hut) When we arrived, we were promptly served (after thirty minutes) In the meantime, we played a family game of pool(my parents played while my brother and sister and I watched) After two rousing rounds, our food came. Is that old lady on the street corner really an ex-convict? That's what they need to do with the water. No, we got the greatest family outing of all. It's like this. But the secret doesn't exist so they are stupid. Most people actually like to spend long periods of time exposing their vulnerable skin to the harmful rays of the sun. It's true, and all, but I have no proof about wal-mart, or certain fast food resteraunts. It's called Hit-Or-Miss, any topics, plot, etc. Why, the assasinating annoying cartoon characters buisness. Unfortuantly, we had already driven 337 miles toward our destination. Oooo..I'm a poet, and don't I know it? Anyway, like the "diet supplement" people, the earring manufacturers KNOW that once they pierce you, you'll be hooked for life. No one has even bothered to e-mail them to me*sniffle*. Should you violate this right, you will become destroyed or possibly dizzy. You feel very, very honored. If I did, would I stop this? So, predictably, here I am. Would they dry into raisins? Even though my schedule is technically supposed to be completly differnt. HOLY WAX! I don't care if I'd get home only an hour or so before I normaly do. An enemy so dangerous that Moose fears it above all others. We resumed quizzing and she got every question on the worksheet correct. BoyI really enjoy confusing myself! It's not fair! It sets a perfect example for you young, impressionable minds. Traducir Tweet @ Ultima edicidn p. m. 20 abr 23, miloylannopoulos if you were offered $20,000 to eat this whole fruit platter by yourself in ONE WEEK would you be able to do it?? That also explains why normal stuff confuses me. An enemy so terrifying that Moose cannot stop shaking. And on to: Number Eight: I could haveuhhhhummmmmactually thought up these things before hand. Honestly, the more time I waste playing the game, the less time I'll work on this site and the less stuff you gotta read. That's how I knew it's name, picture and what it did. After much deliberation, she decided that she wouldn't eat. "Purified" water. By the time you're eighty, you'll have enough ear jewelry to open up your own jewelry shop. Not that I exactly have a word quota for the day. Maybe, some day far in the future (like next Thursday) I'll print a copy of this insane text. No one I know is that obsessed with earrings, it was just an example. Yea, me! Today, I was checking out some weird news. You're still here, which must mean that you'd rather be here than anywhere else! I'm already half way there, since I conclusivly proved (in Physics class) that gravity actually causes things to slow down and EVENTUALLY GO UP! What a crazy idea. I need to find a topic. Now I have a purpose in life! This page won't get a single hit, unless I bribe peoplenow that has possibilities. I few months ago I saw a movie about that. I'm so special. Wouldn't it make more sense to get a kazoo, if you're broke? I finnaly get some free time to rant and rave and all my topics just magically melted away. | 0.50 KB, C++ | I don't suppose you fell for that little thing about the refresh button. Needless to say, we ignored her. CHECK OUT MY ARMPITS!!! If you have a decent graphing calculator, plug in the infinity symbol divided by anything, (even infinity). Apparantly Grape Pie isn't mainstream, but it has existed for some time. ME: Yeah, but I told her that she'd be a terible ruler. Remember to send your answers to my sanity quiz to the e-mail account, flamingchickens333@hotmail.com Oh, and once I refer to myself in the first person again, the handbook quote is over. He looked me upvia yahoo's search engine using flaming-chicken as the keyword. Happy? Or maybe not. I think that such gender-specific torture should be deemed inhumane and abolished from our great societyof flaming chickens. Of course, said adults would have to peel their butt-cheeks off the couchbut they'd have to do that for the delivary man anyway. There are not enough words in the English language to describe the sheer coolness of the fight choreography, special effects and the plot. Sure, my TEACHER said that was because I was doing the problems wrong, but once I'm the Ruler of the Laws of Nature, I'll change the problems so that I'm right! The following is everything I wrote during that sugar-coated time period. Oh, well. Don't worry, I'll go to bed soon. You can just bet that they look at every one that get's turned in to them, judging blackmail value, and whether or not you could get arrested. We eventually reached our destination after 16 hours of virtually non-stop driving. Immediatly, my mother started complaining. I hate irony. Keep pressing it. She even got her sister and mother in the spirt of things. I'd tell it to my little brother as a bed time story. Now I do. She said she hurt it the first time, and wanted to put it out of it's misery, so she went back and ran over it 11 more times. I chanced to have an interview with an informant from this evil generation (my little sister) who will be called Mrs. X for security reasons (no, she's not married, the "Mrs" makes it good as a disguise) I was quizing Mrs. X on Civil War History for an upcoming test in her classroom (whose location can not be devulged) Mrs. X seemed fluent in the subject. Seeya. Men, of course, had no complaints. I accidently cut it with scizzors. It says that in black ander lime green! JSON | and our I hate Math. Noone can do everything, so how can you expect a SIGN, with the I.Q. I don't want to be in this messI'm going to bed. and our I can appreciate a spiffy black outfit as much as the next person, but everytime I consider actually buying clothes for aesthetic value, I think about how I could better spend my money. Or maybe I'll go make a frozen pizza. So. Pathetic, wasn't it? That means I really can justify claiming to have two and a half readers! That's talent. Another reason why this isn't as long as Galaxy's is that I refuse to write every day as it would--this is the funny part--LOWER THE QUALITY OF MY OVERALL WORK! I'm gonna go hug a moose. The fake blood seeped into the open wound. Either way, I'm continuing to sort of entertain myself. theni got to go stand while people said a lot of stuff. I feel special. Which I suppose may be a good thing, seeing as how I'm currently in a Longest Text Ever Rivalry with Galaxy Dreamer's site. Am I enjoying asking retorical questions? Did you know that statistics prove that 45% of all statistics are completly made up by me (The Patron Saint of Paperclips)? I feel inspired and happy and other really good emotions and stuff. It's like this. Like my EVIL school computer deleting my updates page. Lots of gooey talent. Definitly. I'm baaaaa-ack! I thought of a topic on the way home, but forgot it. After all, no one would really care if I quit updating this site. This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. And any weirdness I could come up with would be normal compared to Noodle Boy, soI bid thee farewellseeya! Right now, while you are sitting in your "chair" and eating your "junk food", millions of almonds are commiting suicide. She immediatly replied "Clara Barton". It cannot behmmmmmaybe I should just use IMAGINARY duct tapeit's easier to come by ,but it's much more expensiveI'm not sure what to do. I know a topic! The Patron Saint of Paper Clips in no way wishes harm on your computer. It's like grand-theft auto 3's talk show, you know, the one where there are Citizens Raging Against Phones? It's wrong, I tell you. Now no one can ever say that I don't take care of my viewers. I just don't know. Oh, wellI tired of nostalgia. Completly defeated, I told her that it was the religion she practiced every Sunday when she went with her friends to church. The 'Shut yo bubble gum dum dum' sound clip is made by Scully. What's that? ALWAYS. If you you don't have time to waste, what are you doing here?!!! Even though air is light, that much air adds up. If I were to suddenly convert this entrie site into a *shudders* Backstreet Boys fan site or something, you wouldn't be any more suprised than I would be if my brother woke up one day and suddenly realized that he's shallow. Especially since I'm bothering to write all this. I founded the secret message, you ok man? With our patented "spray". It's a worthy cause! WaitI really don't even know if anyone bothers to read this. We could call ourselves TACO! and eat dinner. And so, I'll take a trip down memory lane, to the dark depths of the past, to when I decided to make this page. I'm gonna quote from the FLAMING CHICKENS HANDBOOK again! I feel like I should be outraged about some topic or another. They couldn't stop laughing. Yea*waits for applause* okay! Well, I dont want to organize this page, in any manner. Because I am easily amused and have lots and lots of time on my hands. Now sure, I could have won more than 500 at some game in which you don't have to pay to play. * (*Not a guarantee) (Next commercial)Have you ever wondered why food sometimes goes bad in your fridge, even if you've only had it a few years? Or maybe the Energizer Bunny. She claimed that my little sister always did it to her, and she was getting pay-back. That makes complete and total sense! My family has always bought Cheez-Its, to the point of making me physically sick at the thought of eating one. I better goI think Kodak is tracing my site.I'm back now! You knowI enjoy having these conversations with you. I mean, I've been doing this much, much longer than the other person. Then they add other "stuff" in to make it TASTE pure. OkayI admit it. Then, when I win 500 additional np, I move to the 500np point. At least her's makes sensesort of. I needs the duct tape! But, it ended up making more sense than I anticipated (scary thought, huh). I hadn't had a genuine sugar rush since I was 11. Some of my pages have stuff written in to make search engines recognize me, but it doesn't seem to be working. "angry mob form"? Perhaps Kodak is actually a front organization for a shadowy governmental system that controls the entire world and didn't want mankind to obtain the freedom of the stars and so tried to sabotauge the space program even though it didn't work as well as they planned. It'd be like when you go to the bottom of the ocean, only with gravity instead of pressure*shudders* Pressure is evil, too. Which means that it doesn't matter if you understand anything I say. This entry went from saluting the PSOA to making a statement about my ideals. I bet it does. *sniffle* I just want to have some FREAKIN' variety in my daily grind, you know? THE REST OF THE STUFF I TYPE WILL BE COMPLETLY IN CAPS JUST BECAUSE I CAN. are completly accidental and are not the fault/responsibility of the creators. No one is really coming here, anyway. Insane, chaotichmmmmmI wonder who thought of it? Think about it. about my site, and called me weird. I was looking forward to having A elective, while everyone else was enjoying three or fouror even more. I've done what I've set out to accomplish. *pauses* Oh. Although, as I said, there's no way to prove me wrong OR right. It looks right. But, act now, or it will be too late, and you will be one of the losers that we'll be laughing at, assuming we have air to laugh with. That is a direct quote from GIR, co-star and comic-relief on INVADER ZIM. School is taking its toll. So, that leads us to the evil paranoid conspiracy I thought of the other night. That's it, I'm gonna take drastic measures! Seeya. I'm back. Types Of Mental Illness . You must be pretty bored, too. You haven't been paying attention have you? Now, in today's society of buying groceries on-line and getting them delivered, why hasn't any other food industry marketed this ingenius idea to bring the product to the consumer. Using prior knowledge, I deduced that Mrs. X was full of crap. And on to:#4You make your friends look normal in comparison. Shut your bubble gum dumb dumb - Funny. How did they ever afford an organ-thingy? I think. I've been playing one of the new neopets slot machines (black pawkeet). They start out with half that number, and then just fill in words until they have the right amount. My point is that smoke detectors have very little value in home security. It's a law, I think. I will just type, and type, and never, ever use copy and paste. I want SOME free time. It's about the (supposedly) infinite nature of the universe. No, really. I realize that this longest text ever must be very boring and not worth anyone's time. THen we go to library. I also would like such persons to immediatly leave my site. gaussian elimination row echelon form calculator. I'm so happy! If you expect nothing, and get nothing, you feel nothing. Bubble butt. Ooooo! It's been awhile, (at least two weeks) since I've written here. And because she was the head fasion bimbo, everyone agreed that the look was definitly "in". Any way, that's it for now. There was a sample essay online. Dec 13, 2019 - 453 points 8 comments - Your daily dose of funny memes, reaction meme pictures, GIFs and videos. HA-HA! I even came up with a mathematical explanation for why gambling is fun (while I was eating a hyper-speed dinner, thinking nothing of getting back to the slot machine). Roast: Boy, shut your bubble gum dum dum belt buckle banana truphle Huned Knuckle knuckle Skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned . *normal voice* Today I have a very important to discuss with you in this: PERFECTLY NORMAL PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT. Wooooo! "Lots of death, lots and lots of death in this section. I'm back. Pretty cool, huh? Yeahthatguyyou know who I'm talking about. Soif you wish to contribute to this great and magneficent and magestic and MOOSEY projectwe need the following things: 739 rolls of aluminium foil (preferably the extra shiny kind) 417 refridgerator boxes, 9000 rolls of "sticky on both sides" duct tape, 300 lbs of chicken feathers (preferably white) and 1 (one) thermo-nuclear-rocket-thruster. The actually think that their skin's efforts to protect them are ATTRACTIVE. I'm back. But, you should know that, since you like reading. Guess what? We think. Maybe I subconsiously DO know what I'm doing here, but refuse to admit it to myself. I love owls. This is a test, I repeat only a test. *giggling* It's very, very late at nite. Maybe they're here right now! Just make sure you "spray" your food first. isnt paying attention. You want me to stay. It's the sequel to the movie that revolutionized the standard by which we judge special effects. And you probably suspect that it is something pathetic. With a specific number of words. I said "The Union fought" With a crack, snaple and pop, some random synapses in her brain connected in the right order and she said "CONFEDERACY!!!" Wellseeya! Try it. If this was quality work, I'd publish it and make a fortune. I better go. Code: 472 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that this site in no way aknowledges the existance of other, better sites (hereon reffered to as the Losers) The Losers are a myth. Because that would be impossible. How can I survive without the sticky goodness? Josh wants his thought back. My sister. The end is not here. I'M FINE! I gave up in exasperation. After all, I'm talking to you, aren't I? DROOOOOL OVER MY MAGICAL POWERS!! By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Hmmmmmwhat is this world coming to? But I can't help but think of stuff like the evil over lord list and REALLY REALLY BIG BUTTON THAT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. Josh says I probably won't remember writing any of this, but I can't sleep. Typical. I asked her how you dress on the forth of july (she said nice) I asked what the colors red, white and blue were (pretty). I even impress myself. Well, at least she knows that slaves were involved in the war. I think I'll get my little sister to be the test piolet. These links send stuff to someone named johnjones333@hotmail.com The Patron Saint of Paper Clips does not know who this individual is, but sincerly wishes that you send all your hate mail to him. "a pokemon game. See? Because what you're saying is that I'm talking to people in the future. How to Format Lyrics: Type out all lyrics, even repeating song parts like the chorus; Lyrics should be broken down into individual lines; Use section headers above different song parts like [Verse . That's all. Why can't I have more readers?! The universe is EVERYTHING, how can it end? It was sad. I definitly mistrust lots of stuff. I'm sorry that today's rant isn't random, insane or completely chaotic, but I must right my experience with The Matrix before I forget. *sigh* There are no topics anywhere near me. But for a different reason. I'm back! This resourceful young vanguard of fasion decided to cover her extreme embarassment by acting like she meant to horribly damage herself. There is exactly 500 units of distance between the two extremes of winning amounts (0 and 500) BUT! I was very proud of her, just as you would be proud of a two-year-old who has just announced: "I WENT POO-POO ON THE POTTY!!!!!" If you can spare any of these items, please e-mail them to me. Now I must take my leaveand remember. I am so buying this movie when it comes out on DVD. Or, at the very least, not label it as "pure". I probably won't later. 453 points 8 comments. GrrrrI had a nifty rant all planned out in my head. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. You people sicken me. BYE!!! I wonder if I've made the world record? All they do is fill out the TAB form and leave. Sonaturally I put her arch-enemy in my pocket and brought it home with me. What an eccentric idea! Anyway, I still don't think that anyone is actually coming here. It was as if it had been just sitting therewaiting for me to discover it. I for one, didn't know about such dire consequences for not deliberatly failing classes. You cannot follow the vast, mind-boggling logic that is ME! *cheesy super-hero voice* Well, fear not, random citizen, for I, PSOPC am here! So when you kill, or whatever, in the game, you are actually ending life somewhere in the universe. If that's not a vast conspiracy, then nothing on this Earth is. Although why you'd be here if you didn't want to read is beyond me. *gigles* It milght have been a sugar rush 'cause now we're having a sugar crash. Before you know it, we'll have orange alligators, pink tigers and blue lions. After all, look how long this text is. Based. School has been on for four days now. I can't think of anything!? Yes. Somy lack of a car and driving skills force me to use the bus, which comes for me 45 minutes before my school even starts. Then I do my homework. Either I am growing more comfortable with my on-line writing, or I am progressivly getting more insane and chaotic. And then the quality will rise. Right now, I have another twenty minutes on the Internet before I'm gonna watch T.V. Subliminal messages are an advertising technique that puts hidden pictures and words into a main image. And insanity. Untill such time that I have more. Come on, I won't hurt you, I promise! I'll tell you. Let's seewhat have I ranted about before, subliminal messages, vast breakfast cereal conspiracies, water, uhreality tv? I'm back. Hello, everyone! I guess I'll just have to wait untill my imaginary clone hijacks that imaginary bank truck. I came up with this philosophy when I was in fifth grade. And one out of a million people would probably have a few sentences. Or what if you took big ol' slobbery licks? It'd probley be as popular as those game shows that no one's ever heard of. shut your bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome no homo flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmad. Hey, it's the 3 r's! Obviously not. Now, some of you are probably calling me a whiner, 'cause you have to get up at 4:30, or whatever. | 0.12 KB, We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. Then it must diepainfully. There was something else I had to tell you loyal *cricket chirps, someone coughs* fans. I know this is the best site ever, thanks for the compliment! Now I want you to go to http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?biter=eon" If you do this I'll get points in the game. NowI bet you're wondering why I don't just wake up a few minutes before I have to go. Now, you may be wondering what is so terrifying about a small, white, feather. The PSOA have been whole-heartedly working for you, and what have you done for them? Are you tired. Hilarious. Pikachu! All this information and more is yours for the low, low price of 5 payments of $29.99! Shut yo bubble gum dum dum lookin ass tf up. Start typing without any idea about what it is I intend to say.
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